Something wicked happened outside of our offices in the wee hours of Saturday morning.
We was robbed!
At 3:35 am on Saturday, Jan. 9, a woman jumped out of a waiting SUV and did this:
Of course, we've been watching this video with mixed feelings of outrage, disbelief and - admittedly - a little amusement.
Some immediate observations:
1. The all electric-blue outfit. Scratch that, the SHINY, PLEATHER electric blue outfit, a la Eddie Murphy 1987.
This may have been an attempt to blend into the night? The all electric-blue night? (One Zazou staffer called her "Veruca Assault.")
2. Note the fall that happens about 33 seconds in. If I had the know-how, I'd make one of those remixes set to music. ("Free Fallin'?" "Mama Said Knock You Out?")
3. The solo railroad-handcar method demonstrated at 1 minutes and 18 seconds in. Impressive.
4. At 2 minutes and 5 seconds in, I think I detected a FANNY PACK.
We await details on catching this thief. But if you see a woman in blue with a fanny pack, please notify us immediately.
I guess things could be worse.
